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what...i hate chain mail >.<

i mean COME ON...like anyone believes this f***ing nonscence...(if you do believe chain-mail i feel no sympathy for you)

some typical lines often found...
"once you start reading this you cant stop until you finish"
"if you dont reply to 7 people within 7 minutes you will die the next day"
"if you foward this to 5 people the love of your life will kiss you on friday"

etc. etc....ITS ALL F***ING STUPID, here's what i have to say to stuff like this:

i CAN & WILL stop reading this.
i WONT die because of some stupid writing in an email
& the only chance i would be kissed on a friday is IF i had a boyfriend
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:iconalephnulleris:
AlephNullEris Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
tfw you have anxiety about this stuff even though you know it's stupid 

*uses stamp*
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SuperToni14 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Chain Mail scares me... :'(
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DepressingGreenie Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Using, Thanks
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swissmallow Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2015   General Artist
Let me tell you the story of a chain mail


:icontheuglybarnacleplz::iconsaysplz: Once there was a stupid chainmail. It was so stupid that everyone died.

:iconuglybarnacleplz::iconsaysplz: The end.

 

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EpicRandomCat115 Featured By Owner Edited Apr 9, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
You are NOT cursed. You do NOT have to send this on cause you WONT be killed Tonight at 12:00am, by Bloody Mary. This is a joke. So I don't give a shit if you quickly get out of it and delete it now because Bloody Mary WONT come to you if you do not send this on. She will NOT slit your throat and your wrists and pull your eyeballs out with a fork. Nobody in their right mind would ever pull someone's eyeballs out with a fork. And then she will NOT hang your dead corpse in your bedroom cupboard or put you under your bed either. What's your parents going to do when they find you reading this dumb message? Won't be funny then, will it? Ok, maybe it will. this is a fake and it's all put on to scare you. Want to hear of some of the peoples stories who read this email?

CASE ONE -
Annalise [Surname Removed] :She got this email. Rubbish she thought. She deleted it. And now, Annalise is living happily ever after.

CASE TWO -
Louise [Surname Removed]: She sent this to only 4 people and when she woke up in the morning she got dressed, and then went to school, but she got an F on her math test! That was only a coincidence.

CASE THREE -
Thomas [Surname Removed]: He sent this to 5 people. Big mistake. The night Thomas was lying in his bed watching T.V. The clock shows '12:01am'. The T.V misteriously flickered off and Thomas's bedroom lamp flashed on and off several times. It went completely dark. Apparently they later found out that a drunk guy cut the power line.

Warning... NEVER look in a mirror and repeat -'Bloody Mary.Bloody Mary.' Bloody Mary... I KILLED YOUR SON' It makes you look like a dumbass.  YOU ARE NOT CURSED

We strongly advise you to send this email on. Spread the laughter! Have some fun! 

NO PEOPLE - nothing will happen.

1-5 PEOPLE - nothing will happen.

5-15 PEOPLE - nothing will happen.

15 -25 OR MORE PEOPLE - :iconderpplz:
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ToastedToast15 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Agreed.
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Dreamingunderstarz Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2014
using
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:icondiamondsapphiresnake:
The phone will ring.






























































































































And there will be nobody there. :iconhurrplz:
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pokemonsonic345 Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
SPONGEBOB!
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bronylover456789 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014  Student Artist
MY FIRST REACT WAS ......................Cry forever SECOND- FIRERAGE - 
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GoldenWolfHowl Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2014  Hobbyist
I found this:

My name is tommy. I'm dead. One day, my parents were murdered by a clown. He got me. Im dead now. IF U DONT SEND THIS TO 15 PEOPLE YOU'LL DIE TONIGHT AT 12:00. I'll stab u in the heart with a huge knife that will rip you apart. You can't RUN OR HIDE.

Me: How are you getting internet in a coffin? Oh, and that knife, I think you mean a carrot.
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theidiotfangirl Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014
lol that's what im like but then some of them creep u out like read one about teddy or something that was the only time I re sent a chainmail 
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SnowFlakeDrop Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014  Student Digital Artist
my reactionm to chain mails:mylittlefacewhen.com/f/3909/
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OneGirlOneWorld Featured By Owner May 30, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hello honey and welcome to magical world of :iconrainbow-bplz: :iconrainbow-uplz: :iconrainbow-lplz: :iconrainbow-lplz: :iconrainbow-splz: :iconrainbow-hplz: :iconrainbow-iplz: :iconrainbow-tplz: Would you like a tour?
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Ask-PortaltoSkylands Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
CHAIL MAIL IS STUPID AS HECK!! It's all

"I'm dead and if you don't send this to people you will die."
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Some chain mail still scares me sometimes, but, eh. It's still stupid. XD
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MawioMultifandomer Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2014
This is more than true.I just got 2 chain mails on Skype and they were the exact same ones. :iconchainfailplz:
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:iconsonictailssomething1:
I have even seen that here. Tag then send to 10 other people. WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
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weegeefan3 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2014
Same. Fuck chainmail
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IllBuyYourOCs Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013
send this to 111111111111111 people in 1 second or nothing will happen
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Reemiks Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist

The Phone will ring.

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:iconderpplz: :iconsnivykittens: :iconsaysplz: And we will be there.

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The-Kiwi-Gremlin Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2013  Student Interface Designer
I got 2 like this! 

Sent an angel to watch over you last night but it came back.
I asked “why?”
The angel said “angels don't watch over angels.”
Twenty angels are IN your world. Ten of them are sleeping, nine are playing, one is reading this message.
Send this to ten friends including me. I guess if I don't get it back I'm not one of them. As soon as you get five replies, someone you love will quietly surprise you.
Please read, not joking. God has seen you struggling with something. God says its over. A blessing is coming your way.
If you believe in God send this message on. Please don't ignore it. You are being tested. God is going to fix two things BIG tonight in your favor. DROP Everything and pass it on. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Don't break this chain.
Send to 14 friends in 10 minutes. It's not that hard.


Complete, utter, unbelievable :iconbullshitplz: !!!!!!!
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The-Kiwi-Gremlin Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2013  Student Interface Designer
If I see Chain Mail; I just :iconflagplz: :iconrainbow-iplz: :iconrainbow-tplz:       :iconaplz::iconsplz: :spam:
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Animekawaii3232 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
:iconfuckyoubyeplz:
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PrincessTwilightP0ny Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hi there. my name is teddy, I am a non existant person that will kill you tonight if you dont send this to other people blah blah blah, who gives a shit? :iconfuckyoubyeplz:

in all seriousness i agree with this stamp
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Animekawaii3232 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
I hate chain mail too! People post stupid shit like this:
"One day laura was surfing the internet all of the sudden new tab opened it didn't show anything just white then her screen turned black she made mistake then full screen pic of mom appeared on screen eyes bled and then her pc screamed then she died copy and paste this on plz accounts or you should have the same fate as laura did" YOU KNOW WHAT! FUCK THAT SHIT!
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AtackOnTitan Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hello. I am a troll who is pretending to be a dead kid. Who sends chain mails and gets free viruses! And somehow I have internet connection in my coffin. And these people are too lazy to wipe the blood off my face. And I am typing while I am dead. If you send this chain mail to 12 people in the next 2 hours,you will die. Don't believe me? "No, stupid troll."

Case 1: LITTLESHITTYBALLARINA Got this chain mail and sent it to 12 people. Then she was in her car and then a giant trollface came on her window then she turned into a ugly troll then exploded because Justin Bieber was on the radio. 

Case 22,0214241421: Pinkie Pie got this chain mail and was smart enough not to send this. Then she got a new party streamer and 2341555525427528754 cupcakes!






And if you send this chain you are a retard.





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bronylover456789 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014  Student Artist
I HATE CHAINMAIL   miku (fuck youz)
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Rainbowdashie11 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014
:iconpinkiepieplz: LOL
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Rocky422 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2013
HATE CHAIN MAIL! I posted it once to see if it worked( cant believe  I did) HATE IT! 
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shadowfurXD Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2013  Student Artist
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YorkieLover12 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
They must think we are twits.....(made this chain myself...to show the cheesiness and stupidity) they're like:
TONIGHT AT EXACTLY 1:02 AM, SAMARA WILL COME WITH A BUTCHER KNIFE AND SLICE YOU TO PIECES, IF YOU DON'T 
1. REPOST TO 20 PEOPLE
2. WATCH ME
3. FAV ALL OF MY ART WORK
4. DONATE ME 200 POINTS IN MY DONATION POOL
VICTIMS:
Olive 
She read this and all she did was donate point to me, and comment "Get a live, loser". Well, the child monster came to her house extra early (12:59!!!) and killed her with 17 slices.

Keke
She did everything, except she only donated 100 points, because that was her only balance. But Samara had no mercy, and SLASHED HER DREADFULLY...the night was full of screams and horror, and innocent little Keke was gone for good.

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thisisspartacat1230 Featured By Owner May 31, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconstoptryingplz:
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NigeriaGirl807 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Same here
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CypressBranch Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2013
This is for people who send chain emails :
:iconoldspiceguyplz:
Hello, newfag. Now look at yourself, now back to me, now look at yourself, and BACK to me. Sadly, you have believing in chain messages. If you could stop copy and pasting chain letters, you can probably stop spamming. Look down, back up, where are you? You're on a boat with the serial killer you're imagining. What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's a knife Teddy is about to stab you with. Look again, the knife is now a revolver! Anything is possible when you're not posting chain letters like a 13-year old. I'm under your bed.


And FAQ #54: What is "flooding"?
Read the rules
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Gruulbane Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2013
I hate chain mail basically cause i have to constantly scroll down to see what other people commented on. Also it get's really annoying.
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YorkieLover12 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ikr :iconoldschoolownedplz: :iconpikachurageplz: :iconkirbyrageplz: :iconraddaplz:
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DaydreamDragon371 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2013  Student General Artist
I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HAAATE CHAIN MAIL!!!
Honestly, the first time I read one, I freaked out and really thought that a ghost girl would kill me at midnight...I decided I'd die watching my favorite movie (lol, I'm so lame :XD:). Now nearly a year has passed and lookie here, I'M LIVING AND THRIVING! Take that Claire, you dumb nonexistent urban legend! :iconyesvictoryplz:
So yeah, chain mail is really stupid. All it's meant to do is scare/annoy people. Who was the moron who invented it in the first place anyway? I should give him/her a piece of my mind. :icondragonmadplz:
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:iconrocky422:
Rocky422 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2013
Your NOT the only one who got scared. Oops!  :angry: :angry:  I was SO angry!
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Eawisdom Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2013
I AM A GURL HOO DED IN 1973 AND IF U DUNT POST THES TU 20 PEEPUL I KEEL U TUNITE
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bubblyvubblies Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2013  Student General Artist
HELLO. I AM A SPIRIT. I WAS KILLED IN 2013. IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO 10 PEOPLE I WILL K!LL YOU AT 9:00.
lawl rumors amuse me.
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TehPheonix Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Wow. I don't know if this is a joke,but :iconchainfailplz:
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Eawisdom Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2013
Is a joke.
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sceptrekind Featured By Owner May 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I used to believe in chainmail.. when I was 7. I mean, c'mon people, how silly do you have to be to believe in chainmail?
I read one about a dead person who had no eyes. How are you supposed to get on a computer if you're dead and have no eyes? :icondoublefacepalmplz:
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Nico-Di-Angelo-fan Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I believed in chainmail too. This one got me goin....

hand (left hand)
2.- Say the name of your love.
3.- Close your hand
4.- Say the name of a weekday
5.-Say your name
6.- Open your hand
7.- Paste this to 15 comments and the day you said (step # 4) he/she will tell you that they like you and maybe even engaged or maybe kiss you. If you don't do it something will go wrong in about an hour
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widward202thesecond Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2013
LOL.
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SourNummyGummyPuss Featured By Owner May 26, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
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